Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little too close with the beast, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone viral online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A weird Trump news shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• Drain the Swamp!

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a tank full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.